Cut to me fixing lunch a couple hours later, when the following conversation took place:
Me: "Molly, would you like a tomato with your lunch?"
Molly: "No - tomatoes kill you."
Me: "Um, what?" (And really thinking what the f???)
Molly: "Tomatoes kill you."
Me: (Trying to act real calm and not FREAK OUT) "Where did you hear that?"
Molly: (Now coloring a picture of a rainbow or something completely innocent...) "Oh, on the TV."
TV... tomatoes... killer tomatoes... George Clooney in bad movies...
Oh wait - the salmonela scare? From a month ago?
Me: (Quickly forgoing the explanation of the whole crazy story and getting into peppers, spinach, and anything else...) "Oh sweetie, those were tomatoes that didn't get washed."
Molly: "Mommy, do you wash our tomatoes?"
Me: "Yes, sweetie - I wash our tomatoes. I promise."
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