Monday, August 25, 2008

Return of the Killer Tomatoes

Last weekend, we stopped at a farmer's market on the way home from a morning of running errands. This great little place had the best looking tomatoes I'd seen in awhile, so we got a few to enjoy.

Cut to me fixing lunch a couple hours later, when the following conversation took place:


Me: "Molly, would you like a tomato with your lunch?"


Molly: "No - tomatoes kill you."


Me: "Um, what?" (And really thinking what the f???)


Molly: "Tomatoes kill you."


Me: (Trying to act real calm and not FREAK OUT) "Where did you hear that?"


Molly: (Now coloring a picture of a rainbow or something completely innocent...) "Oh, on the TV."


TV... tomatoes... killer tomatoes... George Clooney in bad movies...


Oh wait - the salmonela scare? From a month ago?


Me: (Quickly forgoing the explanation of the whole crazy story and getting into peppers, spinach, and anything else...) "Oh sweetie, those were tomatoes that didn't get washed."


Molly: "Mommy, do you wash our tomatoes?"


Me: "Yes, sweetie - I wash our tomatoes. I promise."

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